login:

This screenshot is what happens when I decide to try to log into as many machines as I can all at once. Stats:

• 41 successful logins
• 11 failures
• 3 ways to spell "Joey Hess" (and "grue")
• 1 previosly unknown hardware failure (argh)
• 2 other machines unavailable due to that hardware failure
• 6 machines powered on remotely for login attempts
• 1 remote hard power cycle needed
• 5 ssh host keys changed
• 1 machine unavailable due to firewall
• 1 account I didn't know I had until reading a motd
• 4 machines unavailable due to being turned off
• 2 machines unavailable due to me not wanting to get up and plug them in
• 1 machine unavailable due to broken netboot image
• 6 first logins ever
• 51 linux boxen
• 51 debian boxen
• 1 solaris box
• 2 boxen smaller than my hand
• 52 hunks of metal and silicon
• an unknown number of countries
• 3 continents
• 1 hour wasted