Ah shoop, the most fun I ever had with #!/bin/sh. So goes my blog post about this fun hack that adds Object Orientation to shell scripts.
shoop has not had a package in Debian for some time, and now that the
sourceforge.net project is also removed, the only copy of the source that I
know of is in the depths of my git repo: git://git.kitenet.net/joey/src,
in the misc/shoop directory. This is not the most current version of
shoop ever developed, but it's my favorite one: shoop as it was before it
got too crufty and full of itself.
Here's 99 bottles of beer in shoop.