#!/bin/sh host=`hostname` fullhost=`hostname -f` SIZE=`du -s unsorted|sed 's/[^0-9].*$//'` case "$HTTP_USER_AGENT" in *Lynx*) browser=text ;; default) browser=graphics ;; esac cat << HTML_EOF Content-type: text/html Wakko's Animaniacs ArKhive (WAAK)

BIG FAT NOTICE AT BOTTOM!

Before I begin. I'll be putting this site up on my own machine. It's at ani.

Pics and Sounds of The Warners
[Yakko]

HTML_EOF [ "$browser" = "text" ] && echo "
" cat << HTML_EOF
[Pinky]

Pics and Sounds of Pinky and The Brain HTML_EOF [ "$browser" = "text" ] && echo "
" cat << HTML_EOF
[Slappy]

Pics and Sounds of Slappy, the Slap Happy Squirl

Note: I don't have good icons for these, if you do, mail them to me

Songs from various episodes
Pics of Helllllllllo, Nurse (yes, that *IS* her name!)
Sounds of Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff, the studio shrink!
Patients of Dr. Scratchansniff
Sounds from Mr. Thadeous Plotz the studio CEO
Sounds from Jerry the "annoying" director
Pics of Minerva Mink the all body, no brains mink.
Other Pics
Miscellenious LARGE sounds

I also have ${SIZE}k of unsorted stuff laying around.

HTML_EOF if [ "$host" = "kite" ];then echo " $\"ANI$

" echo "To KITE's home page
" echo "To the users page

" else echo " $\"ANI$ " fi cat <E-mail Wakko here at $host
OH! before I forget here's a pic of me
Wanna know something about me?

BIG FAT NOTICE!

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but if you have your own web page and want to put one of the pics off my site, please download it. Why? I've seen this site go through a few different hostnames and some people are still using kite.ml.org. It's kitenet.net now. What will it be later on? I don't know. The guy who owns this machine is a personal friend of mine and I believe he'll stick to this name but, you never know.

Also, if you are an advertiser, please skip this page, I do not need your worthless email. EOF